Senator Larry Craig: "I Am Not Gay."

Where is The Daily Show when you need it!?!?! First Gonzales resigns and now we have anti-gay Republican Senator Larry Craig arrested in a men's room for soliciting gay sex... I mean, come on!! Oh well, in the meantime, we just have the fools themselves to laugh at.

Anyway, here's Larry's press conference from earlier today, in which he states for the record, "I am not gay." Apparently, he just "overreacted" in Minneapolis. Poor, poor legislator... Seems the actual practice of law was just too much for him.

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Well, Senator Craig, no one believes your arrested gay sex soliciting gay ass...

(Much more coverage available in an earlier post.)